HOW TO PRESERVE A HUSBAND
Be careful in your selection. Do not choose too young. When once selected, give your entie thought to preparation for domestic use. Some insist on keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them in hot water. This makes them sour, hard and somethimes bitter. Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses. Wrap them in a mantle of charity. Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream. Thus prepared, they will keep for years.
I found the following excertpts in a Better Homes and Gardens Nutrition guide for the family copyrighted in 1961:
Overweight can come from big muscles, but it's improbably. A scientist could weigh you under water to find out. Fat is lighter than lean muscle and fat people float like cream in a milk bottle.
Stand erect. Bend your neck until your chin rests on your chest. Look straight down. The view of your toes should not be blocked by "bay window."
Lie on back, relax, grasp fat padding over suspet area between thumb and fingers and pinch together. This gives clue to thickness of fat layer above the real you that lies underneath.
Are those hilarious or what? We sat in the kitchen and rolled laughing. We are having a good time enjoying each other's company today, and J-man is in heaven having his Mommy, Gammo, and Grams to play with all at the same time.
R left at about 4:00 this morning to go on the road for his new job. He is now an over the road truck driver. This makes me sadder than I can tell you, but we got to the place where we could see no other option. The people he was previously working for decided to raise thier liability insurance requirements ten fold. And even though his contract stated that they were not allowed to change the contract for five years, they would not dispatch him unless he signed the agreement for the new insurance. This would have taken another three thousand dollars a year out of his bottom line. We decided that this was the final straw in a long line of events with this employer. It was time to move on. We now hope to be able to see him "most weekends." We'll see how it goes.
So the three of us spent the last several days soaking up as much togetherness as we could. R and I went on a date together yesterday. It was a blast. J has relly enjoyed having his daddy home the last several days, and I'm sure he will miss that fun and attention. Not to mention I will have to be giving all of the baths now, as that used to be daddy and J's special time together.
So the three of us spent the last several days soaking up as much togetherness as we could. R and I went on a date together yesterday. It was a blast. J has relly enjoyed having his daddy home the last several days, and I'm sure he will miss that fun and attention. Not to mention I will have to be giving all of the baths now, as that used to be daddy and J's special time together.
Well, that's the update for now. This week I will be working my butt off. I'll be trying to get everything at work all caught up in three days, because I am taking off work Thursday and Friday for our garage sale. Wish us luck that it goes well, as all the proceeds from my part of the sale (it's a four family sale) will be going to Bella-Bean's family for thier expenses relating to her treatment.