So, when we have inventory our headquarters sends out “auditors” to supervise the process and make sure we do everything by the book, and they look over all the offices and desks etc. to make sure we aren’t hiding material instead of counting it.
The room where I pump has no lock.
(you already see where this is going, don’t you?)
I put a sign on the back of the door, and everyone in the office knows what I’m doing in there, so I never worry about it.
Apparently my sign fell off the door, which I never saw because I never approach the room when it’s closed.
I was sitting there doing my business when I heard the door start to open. I turned my back to the door quickly and said, “shut the door please!” What seemed like forever later, but was likely only a second, I heard the door close again. I have no idea who it was, though I assume it was an auditor.
So if the inventory this year lists “Two Exposed Boobs” you know why.
You gotta love inventory! :)
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